Garfield (2004)

The gang has a collective fever dream. Andrew yearns for record scratches, Jordan grades mouth flaps, and Alex goes through confirmation hearings.

Catwoman (2004)

We visit what might be Gotham City, but is probably Toronto, to investigate the dark side of the cosmetic industry. Jordan imagines multiple “better” versions of the movie, Andrew comes up with the laziest possible cat jokes, and Alex gets a record setting game score.

The Lego Batman Movie (2017)

Our most “free-wheeling episode” yet. Andrew won’t shut up about DVD menus, Alex continues to pay attention, and Jordan forgets how to end the show

Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)

Andrew gets served, Jordan can’t get enough of the Civil War, and Alex makes a great case for Iron Man 3

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007)

Our analysis of Marvel's First Family  devolves into a cautionary tale about the perils of airplane weight distribution. Jordan reads a review from a special guest.

Marmaduke (2010)

Yeah. We watched Marmaduke. You shouldn’t

Akira (1988)

Alex warns the public about killer clowns, Jordan gushes over world building, and Andrew receives a visit from Dick Wolf

The Peanuts Movie (2015)

Jordan gets some free therapy, Andrew reveals how little he knows about “the funnies”, and Alex takes us to school.

Doctor Strange (2016)

The Normotron and MCU get an upgrade. Jordan and Andrew discuss cat medication, and Alex becomes 100% woke.

RED (2010)

An old and tired crew gets together once again. Andrew and Jordan give their best elevator pitch for a Silent Hill game while Alex tries to regain his memory of movies gone by.

Josie and the Pussycats (2001)

We make our only trip to Riverdale. Andrew makes insane comparisons, Jordan can’t believe how many Carson Daly’s he is seeing, and Alex sees into the future

Hulk (2003)

Andrew reveals a dark secret, Jordan mourns Benny, and Alex bars no holds.

Judge Dredd (1995)

The crew returns to an alarmingly different Mega City One. Jordan delivers another PSA, Andrew finally decides to care about the games, and Alex knew you were going to say that

Ghost Rider (2007)

Jordan and Andrew talk a lot about Marmaduke, and Alex can’t bring himself to care about the plight of young carnies.

Pootie Tang (2001)

The gang sines it’s pitty on the runny kine. Jordan and Alex figure out how to rank this movie while Andrew danes on them cherries

Superman (1978)

The crew finally finds its limit, says “no more” to Barb-Wire, and watches a good movie instead. Jordan calls out Andrew for misleading us on Hardcore Henry, and Alex proves that he is the best at determining whether something is a thing, or not a thing.

Dragonball: Evolution (2009)

Just when we thought it couldn’t get any worse we watch a movie where nothing works. Jordan recalls Ottawa’s best late night cable offerings, Andrew muses on the many themes of Dragonball Z, and Alex cannot get over the pronunciation of “Piccolo”

Suicide Squad (2016)

It’s not very good. Jordan and Andrew celebrate Toronto’s Union Station, and Alex insists on being wrong about this movie as well as Rick Flagg’s whereabouts.

Shogun Assassin (1980)

We hop in the tub together to enjoy the heart-warming story of the most capable child NMNP will ever see (sorry Dakota Fanning)

Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)

The gang visits an old friend one last time. Andrew insults everyone by referencing Blade, Alex becomes charitable during the games, and Jordan yawns his way through another car chase.